And the winner is...

Mrs Clinton for this comment after Khodorkosky's case outcome:

"Today's conviction ... raises serious questions about selective prosecution – and about the rule of law being overshadowed by political considerations," said the US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. "This and similar cases have a negative impact on Russia's reputation for fulfilling its international human rights obligations."

I don't know if Mrs Clinton has but reading the Wikileaks cables and the recent development in Assange case show that the US are nowhere near a good place to judge other countries' reputation, political considerations and human rights oligations!

Well done, though, for winning the most self-righteous, hypocritcial comment of the year! What an achievement!

So, England lost the World Cup...again!

    I feel like reading the press in France after we lost the Olympic Games to London. That was exactly the same story of being “betrayed”, “stabbed in the back” by people who promised their votes and ended up voting for London. We had countless analysis by every journalist telling, showing us, proving us what a bunch of irrelevant, plutocrats they all were after France run a whole dossier and campaign saying we deserved the Olympic Games because we hadn’t had them for decades, that even if the Games are Greek, it’s a French man who brought them back to life. The arguments were that Paris was the most beautiful, welcoming, ready, prepared cities among all the ones in competition. That France was the most touristic country in the world so it would be anyone’s favourite place to go to for the Olympic Games: to compete or to attend.

    All based on bovine, down-looking on everyone else arrogance! And that’s exactly what England did. Yes, they are all plutocratic Popes whose only concern is to enjoy finally getting a grip of power, looking down on everyone else and make more money. But nothing much different from the ones who are running the FA, openly despising every other league in the world and whose only motivation is to find new ways to conquer new markets in Asia, for instance. Remember the Premier League match abroad from Scudamore who is now lecturing the FIFA?

    But I can’t believe the extends of insanity England reached to get votes: presents, free seats at the Olympic Games, free hotel rooms, free diners, free lunches…“Here’s the Queen's knicker drawers. Take whatever you want, it’s all yours!”…England went beneath itself, bending backwards, grovelling and battling eyelashes, sending David Beckham thinking the FIFA board would fall for him, his PR smile, dyed hair, scruffy looks like any other teenage girls and boys. And Prince William was very useful…very useful for the papers to say “How dare they lie to a prince?” Well England sent him there so he can kiss their bottom so I don’t think them supposedly lying (we don’t even know if it’s true) is the problem here.

    England’s naivety and desperation is beyond pathetic. At no point, England looked at themselves asking any question! No we’re still saying we were the best and we deserved it because all the others were crap!  It’s like looking at a 5 year-old throwing a tantrum because he was at one point promised (so HE says!) a biscuit but ended with nothing because another got it.

    Sorry, we are blaming the BBC for having good, truthful journalists who did a brilliant and necessary job of investigation but dared exposing the reality of FIFA. Realities the England Bid Team were happy to ignore.

Pull your f*cking trousers up!

    Believe it or not, this is on purpose! This guy is from a boyband - yeah, I'm setting the bar quite low here. So he's from JLS: some kind of utter shite who look shite, wear shite, sing shite, talk shite and even breathe out shite! They're from X-Factor so now you know what I mean. I think they were Simon Cowell's choice which means they have the knees and the butt for everything now.

    Anyway, here he is - whatever his name is, getting our of his very expensive car looking like a perfect tart! That's fashion for you.

    One thing I have to say. The tit is wearing exactly what Beckham is wearing at premières and official galas but at least Dumb Bollocks never went all the way to think it was anywhere near...there's not even any words to describe what that guys thinks he looks like wearing his pants like that. Just to say that Dumb Bollocks might be the symbol of vulgarity and tartness but at least he knows where to stop.

    For now...

The ugly

 Believe me, she's real. You have no idea how many students I had when I was working in Blackpool, who came to school with the same fake tan, nails and hair.

And how many girls you see every night wearing the exact same outfit. I don't know what's worst: them thinking it's okay to look like that or the pikeys they actually attract looking like this.

Patriotism: Nice but tarty

°_°

This is so bad, it's actually damaged my soul!

Nauseous and sad

Do you know what this is?

This is David and Victoria Beckham's coat of arms. Yes. "Love Friendship", and it's gushing!

I'll let Stephen Fry comment on that: "As if they though there was not enough vomit in the world!"




But even more pathetic. This above. Brooklyn Beckham, 11 yo, whose parents are already tarting up.

The shirt half out is not a mistake, it's just because King-Lord Daddy David think it's cool to look like shit. It's the very nouveau riche style. You dress like a pickey everywhere you go, even official galas and premières because you can afford it (admire the irony) but you have a coat of arms because...well because you think it makes you...some thing. I can't say what it is because I genuinely don't know why they feel the need to have a coat of arms. My family has a coat of arms and we don'f feel like it makes us...that thing! It's burried somewhere deep in one of our attics and no one gives a damn!

I can't wait. I can't wait to see Brooklyn Beckham growing into some kind of masculine Paris Hitlon: useless, brainless, talentless and utterly irrelevant whory socialite tart who believes his name and coat of arms makes him...that thing!

But hey! He's public now, he's exposing himself to out bitchy eyes and seems to be happy about that so that's great, we can now all comment on his chubbiness, his girl name (I'll call him Brookes now. Becks and Brooks, brilliant!), his obessession for Daddy and the fact that, unlike what I've heard of his brothers who actually have talents (football and break dancing), he's just completely irrelevant!

The straight man

These two pictures were taken a few days (not ten years) apart, so what do these two guys have in common?



They're both straight and I both hate and love them very much.

I hate the first one because he's everything I loathe with all my heart in a man. He's a pikey, an asbo and when you're gay, there's nothing worse than an encounter when that kind of "man". But I like him because look at him, you know he's straight so you know what to expect in a second! There's no surprise = AVOID!

And note the new thing among them now: the pant under the arse! It's not half way off it, it's completely off it!

I like the second one because he obviously robbed Malibu Barbie to get her top and that bitch deserves it! ^^ However, I hate him because he's the new straight man: the one who dresses like us, fairies; who uses cream and cosmetics like a fairy, enjoys healthy snacks, walks in the park, shopping with friends... But he's straight and often, as homophobic as his pants-arround-the-thighs friend and we gays are drawned to thar kind of man because they abide by some essential criteria for us.

My problem is, today you don't know anymore! Ten years ago, when I was a teenager, no straight bloke would've dressed like. That was easy to know who was gay and who wasn't! Yet, because of those bloody women who want their men to be fashion and beauty conscious, we, gays have more and more troubles figuring out as the straights are taking everything we do. The last one being the "Ricky Martin look": classy little stubble or beard, short hair on the side and longer on the top stylishly spiked up...

Ricky's gay but how many men look like him, dress like him and fancy women more than a lesbian? How many extremily homophobic sportsmen look like him?...

Same old...more like retarded, actually.

Here's another news from the Middle Ages:

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor's gay comedy 'I Love You Phillip Morris' has been delayed indefinitely in the US.



The orgy of self-congratualtion after the election of Obama obviously brought nothing but...endless boring media coverage but that's it...Apparently.

Cesspit from Heaven.

This morning is the press:

"Bishop 'blames Jews' for criticism of Catholic church record on abuse"

So Catholic priests from all over the world are raping little children, the Vatican is covering it and refuse to act on it...and amazingly they found another way to blame the Jews!

My, they never change, do they?

The US hide it, we have to forward it.

I'm starting to become what I loathe in people. I'm starting to draw this pathological hatered of the US and I hate that even more because it's something I don't seem to have any control on.

Sure I like some part of it but it's always linked to open-minded sitcoms or music or basically just art which is probably the part of their identity they undervalue the most.

I've come to hate them without my brain but with my heart but it's dangerous but the heart is something you can't control whatsoever.

I hate them because of things like that. Every major power do the same but I think the US insufferable righteousness and ever moralising speech makes it even worse!

Wikileaks reveals video showing US air crew shooting down Iraqi civilians

Footage of July 2007 attack made public as Pentagon identifies website as threat to national security

• Chris McGreal in Washington
• guardian.co.uk, Monday 5 April 2010 20.52 BST
• Article history

A secret video showing US air crew falsely claiming to have encountered a firefight in Baghdad and then laughing at the dead after launching an air strike that killed a dozen people, including two Iraqis working for Reuters news agency, was revealed by Wikileaks today.

The footage of the July 2007 attack was made public in a move that will further anger the Pentagon, which has drawn up a report identifying the whistleblower website as a threat to national security. The US defence department was embarrassed when that confidential report appeared on the Wikileaks site last month alongside a slew of military documents.

The release of the video from Baghdad also comes shortly after the US military admitted that its special forces attempted to cover up the killings of three Afghan women in a raid in February by digging the bullets out of their bodies.

The newly released video of the Baghdad attacks was recorded on one of two Apache helicopters hunting for insurgents on 12 July 2007. Among the dead were a 22-year-old Reuters photographer, Namir Noor-Eldeen, and his driver, Saeed Chmagh, 40. The Pentagon blocked an attempt by Reuters to obtain the video through a freedom of information request. Wikileaks director Julian Assange said his organisation had to break through encryption by the military to view it.

In the recording, the helicopter crews can be heard discussing the scene on the street below. One American claims to have spotted six people with AK-47s and one with a rocket-propelled grenade. It is unclear if some of the men are armed but Noor-Eldeen can be seen with a camera. Chmagh is talking on his mobile phone.

One of the helicopter crew is then heard saying that one of the group is shooting. But the video shows there is no shooting or even pointing of weapons. The men are standing around, apparently unperturbed.

The lead helicopter, using the moniker Crazyhorse, opens fire. "Hahaha. I hit 'em," shouts one of the American crew. Another responds a little later: "Oh yeah, look at those dead bastards."

One of the men on the ground, believed to be Chmagh, is seen wounded and trying to crawl to safety. One of the helicopter crew is heard wishing for the man to reach for a gun, even though there is none visible nearby, so he has the pretext for opening fire: "All you gotta do is pick up a weapon." A van draws up next to the wounded man and Iraqis climb out. They are unarmed and start to carry the victim to the vehicle in what would appear to be an attempt to get him to hospital. One of the helicopters opens fire with armour-piercing shells. "Look at that. Right through the windshield," says one of the crew. Another responds with a laugh.

Sitting behind the windscreen were two children who were wounded.

After ground forces arrive and the children are discovered, the American air crew blame the Iraqis. "Well it's their fault for bringing kids in to a battle," says one. "That's right," says another.

Initially the US military said that all the dead were insurgents. Then it claimed the helicopters reacted to an active firefight. Assange said that the video demonstrated that neither claim was true.

"Why would anyone be so relaxed with two Apaches if someone was carrying an RPG and that person was an enemy of the United States?" he said. "The behaviour of the pilots is like a computer game. When Saeed is crawling, clearly unable to do anything, their response is: come on buddy, we want to kill you, just pick up a weapon ... It appears to be a desire to get a higher score, or a higher number of kills."

Wikileaks says it will shortly release a second secret US military video showing the deaths of civilians in an attack in Afghanistan. The Pentagon has been seeking ways to prevent classified material appearing on Wikileaks, including through "criminal sanctions". Wikileaks has made public classified US army reports on weapons, military units and battle strategy in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The Pentagon report, reflecting the depth of paranoia about where Wikileaks is obtaining its material, speculates that the CIA may be responsible. But perhaps most embarrassing leak for the US defence department was that of the 2008 report itself which appeared on the Wikileaks site last month.

You don't believe it? Here's the video!



I know it's unspeakable. It's the US. It's Liberty for Iraquis just like it was Liberty for Vietnamese...

This comes from http://wikileaks.org/

What's going on in her sad little mind?

I was fine when I woke up then I went and I saw my e-mails and had that from a girl I know:

“Have you got any news of Madame Flament?
Because of what happened to Moscow, I’m really worried.”

Danièle Flament is the director of the Master I’m attending at the moment and also my boss because I’m doing office work for them so we are always on the phone, but for last week because she was in Moscow for a conference. She came back on Friday night.

And there were the bombings in the tube and 38 dead and of course there’s this girl who writes me a bloody message because she worries. What the fuck?!

God above! Another one of those light-hearted, irrelevant gushing little brat who freaks out for anything and who always thinks the world revolves around them and everybody they know has to be involved in everything.

She knows someone who was in Russia so of course she’s dead! She managed to be at one of those stations at the exact moment it happened. What an amazing coincidence, isn’t it? There are 10 millions people living in Moscow which is five times the size of Paris but in her little mind she can’t see any of that and the person she knows WAS there, it was just the baddest of luck! (I know it should ‘worst’, that’s rhetorical).

No, of course she’s fine, you narrow-minded idiot! It happened in two small places in a huge capital, it was not a bloody earthquake shaking the whole region.

Let me tell you I deleted the message right away without even replying but that kind of thing, not even thinking for a second before writing a message just get so far up my nose! How can anyone be so fucking stupid? I mean seriously! …

Anyway, the day got better after that Ricky Martin being gay, my gaydar not being broken. And while we’re on the gay subject of gays I just saw the cover of a movie call “Hunks and Spunk”, sound promising! ^^

Be grateful, we loathe you!

This is where I rant. 

That man considers himself as genuinely superior to me.

 

His name is Christian Vanneste. He’s a MP for the Nord region in France and belongs to the wonderful party Sarkozy is the leader of: UMP. An ever populist party whose baseline is: “Let’s be frank, openly intolerant and violent in words because that’s the way the People is”.

Christian Vanneste is one of the main reasons I can’t wait to leave that country of mine. First, as a historian because that man came up with a law in 2005 that stated we now would have to teach an official history in school when it comes to colonisation in order “ to show the positive side of French colonisation, especially in Northern Africa". 

An official history to make us look wonderful, erase all the crimes, the torture and the fact that we basically just came up one day, brought everyone down to slavery, servants and animals because they were different hence "inferior". We supposedly bought everything to those poor ignorant people who were living in nothing with nothing, like the USA are convinced they are doing with the Middle East today. And we only “left” after they got fed up and rebelled. But we didn’t just leave, we made sure we would torture, slaughter and destroy the most we could before.

That’s history like it’s taught in dictatorship or the US: let’s use it to make us feel like we are born the “Good Guys”.

Luckily, France cringed and rebelled as well. And that law was repealed in 2006. Yes! It took a whole year for the Président de la République to act and the Constitutional Council to realise there should be no such law to say what’s good to teach or not when it comes to a crucial like History.

Mainly, the Right moved because the situation was becoming embarrassing. Not because they were betraying everything the French Revolution was about or they were once again very good at pointing fingers at others’ mistakes while absolving our own in a nutshell. But because, firstly, France’s former colonies that are now districts within the country were starting to riot, the population was hugely hostile; and secondly Paris wanted to be the leader to its brand new scheme for stronger links between Europe and Africa but the latter’s countries refused to sign anything anymore!

But bottom-line, it moved people and we repealed it. 

What we didn’t repeal or complain about is the next brilliant thing on the agenda of that man: “Homosexual behavior a threat to the survival of humanity, and "morally inferior" to heterosexuality”.

... 

Sure, there was a minor outcry and he was trialed and punished but the judgment was overruled and now that man is still as the National Assembly, parading proudly among his peers who openly called us, gay people, the exact same names Hitler and Göbbels used for the Jews. 

And nobody’s moving. He was not summoned. He was not removed. That’s just everyday life. A MP is calling me “inferior” to him, to others just because I’m gay but that’s just another day in glorious insufferable France. 

Christian Vanneste is one of the main reasons why I want to leave France but he’s useful, somehow. Because he and all his friends at UMP are here to always remind me that I’m not welcomed in my country even if they demand I love and serve this very country.

Why would I want to do that when that country doesn’t want me and treat me like shit?

Horrendous on Sunday morning

French bollocks are highjacking my Indy read }(

Sophism and a Baldwin

Stephen Baldwin, one of the worst actor in the history and a true insult to the Lumières brothers, is now an evangelist and has some very nice things to say that proves he's pretty much as thick as a wooden plank!

Let's read a few and comment, shall we?

ON DARWIN
Evolution isn't true, because if we evolved from monkeys, how can they still be here? (2010)

Although he's the proof some people have yet to evolve from monkeys.


ON GAY MARRIAGE
What's next? Will a woman marry her German Shepherd? Twenty years ago, the US mainstream considered gay marriage just as wrong and misguided as a woman marrying her dog (2006)

But your wife DID marry a dog, didn't she?


ON THE 2008 ELECTION
I believe John McCain is going to be the next president of the United Straights [sic]… If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country (2008)

No! Stay there and ruin THEIR lives!

ON TALKING WITH GOD
Not a lot of individuals get to refer to the Lord in their prayers as "Dude", but he's doing a new thing with me (2005)

Aw, for crying out loud!

DISMISSING A BOOK RECOMMENDATION BY A FELLOW AIRPLANE PASSENGER
When I have the Bible memorised, then I'll be able to go and read a couple other books (2007)

Reading, "dude"? Honestly? Although, he won't go past a couple.

More here to prove the US are still un nid de cons, quand même ¬¬

Over here, people like him have the decency to shut up. Or at least, not to be listened to or even remotely taken seriously.

Mummy!!

I'm going to sue Yahoo!...!

I mean, not only do they always come up with the most pointless news they obviously find in the Sun or the Daily Mail but they put that (below) on the front page without any warning.



So when I went to check on my e-mails, I just squealed like a girl and felt my heart stopping for a second.

I think I can get away with "induced stress" and easily $785 254 187 5236 985 1224 88 432 15484231 because now I'm so freaked out I'm going to have to look at pictures of Frank Lampard in his undies to chill out so I can't work properly so I won't finish my paper (and my hot chocolate, very important) and I'll get a bad mark and my teacher will fail me and I won't pass my exams and I won't be able to work and I'll fail my life altogether and end up begging for food and eating spiders and giving blowjobs to dustmen with peadophile tendencies for a euro in the backstreets of Paris.

They're an american firm, I can come up with anything to win money ^^

The tabs

For those who don’t know the tabloids in England here are some of the headlines for today.

Few tendencies:

-Headlines that tell you what to think before you read the article so you don’t actually have to read anything to make an opinion: “heartbreaking”, “scandalous”, “outrageous”, “monster”, “guilty”, “thugs”, “unfair”…

-To slander and show how much the state is robbing the taxpayers.

-To play with the words to make titles the likes of "Owen-ly" for "heavenly" if they talk about Michael Owen...

-Z-list celebrities interviews with judgmental words.

-Articles based on TV reality shows and cheap TV shows celebrities: X-Factor, Britain’s Got Talent, Corronation Street, Eastenders, Strictly Come Dancing…

-And stories for Fox Mulder to cut and keep in his desk for his next X-Files

News of the world : mostly unsigned articles because they are 90% lies and it’s mainly all about sex scandals.

‘Evil’: Nursery paedo’s ex-husband speaks out: Our mum, the monster.

Yorke: Pot plant helped me beat sex ban.

Yorke: Goals, girls and me. He explains how he couldn’t stop scoring.

Yorke: How I lined up girls for married players.

Beckham: Is Victoria going grey?

XXX-Factor: Singer has secret porn past

OZZY: My sex-life is going up and down.

Corrie babe Michelle Keegan reveals all: My boobs are too big and I love all-night binges.

Stickly Natalie saves lust dance for lovers: Natalie Cassidy reckons she’ll score a perfect ten for a NOOKIE

I sent my cheating lover to sex school

Kim Kadarshian on her famous derrière.



The Daily Mail. Most of the articles are signed: “Daily Mail Reporter”

Why no-one had a bad word to say about Zac Goldsmith leaving his wife for a younger woman.

Sinitta strips down to her palm leaves... as the judges welcome X Factor finalists to their homes

I'm sitting next to Rihanna!
(article based on a picture of a singer texting while sitting next to Rihanna so the news is what she could've been writting...How insightful!)

Esther Rantzen: Why my daughter's wedding made me realise... I'm so terribly lonely on my own

How I got pregnant... when I was ALREADY pregnant! (Hello, X-files!)

Will it be big enough for all the egos, Simon? Cowell hires mighty marquee for his £1m birthday bash

Sarah Ferguson: 'I need a new man. Know any good dating agencies?'

Michael Jackson had bizarre tattoos on his lips, eyes and scalp

City banker accused of strangling his cheating wife after row over where to their send daughter to school (actual order of the words!)

Nursery paedophile to get new identity - all funded by taxpayers
(for the DM, it's the taxpayers part that is outrageous)

BBC wins to keep star salaries under wraps (and it only cost us £200,000)

Mother whose boyfriend killed her toddle son walks free even though she knews youngster has been abused for weeks

'Vegetables and fruits, not too much pies!' The heartbreaking advice a dying mother left in her "mummy manual' for husband and daughters



The Sun.

Find the fourth nursery peado

Jacko’s lawyer is off the will

Cowell invites Arlene to his 50^th (birthday)

Jade: Our show has sex-factor

Ali: I’m hot to trot for Brian

Spice Girls reunite…but without Posh

Kate Moss gets leathered

Alesha gives everyone ten

Sergeant fought with shrapnel in his head (X-file number 2)

We cry everyday for Jade…no woman should suffer like that

Why our bees have buzzed off

Lose baby weight

Lawyer pockets a fortune to defend human rights of crooks and killers

The bookies have banned me

I’m gutted, perv was best man

If we want girls, we can get them

Bear is star of wildlife photos



The mirror

Lad is dad at 13, he gets Saturday job to support new family

Brit surfed the tsunami to safety

Strickly Come Dancing star kills chicken live on TV

Fiona Pilkington’s death shows us our failure in face of evil

Inside the police secret fight against paedophiles
(for the paedophiles to know about everything that’s been done to find them)

Football manager talks woman out of suicide leap out of bridge

Miliband: Tories are a bunch of schoolboys

Yobs abuse Afghanistan war hero who lost limbs for…having no legs

Gran put on E-bay for moaning…so what gets her goat?

Aaaww of the jungle: new born monkey gets a kiss from his siblings

Iran’s Israel hater “may be Jewish"

Paul O'Grady: My show can't survive now

Can they be anymore pathetic?

Chelsea was facing Newcastle last Saturday.

And once again Chelsea players managed to come up with another apocaliptically stupid and the most lamest celebration ever!

It was like watching the guys from the Big Bang Theory. A bunch of absolute hopeless nerds who do things nobody gets and think it's funny.

As you can see, Lampard's checking Malouda's hair for lice. Ha...ha...ha...

Who knew Chelsea players could reverse evolution? -_-'

L'Italie est un nid de cons!

Juve defender Nicola Legrottaglie has called on gay people to visit him for correction. Legrottaglie doing the PR for his new book, says being gay is "bad":

"Being a gay is seen as a fashion statement these days. For many it's a way of being contrary. However, it's clear that to be gay is to be wrong. I can only advise gay people to read the Bible and change - and my personal discussion meetings on Mondays are open to all of them. Some gays nowdays even have a wife. That's taking it too far."

My personal discussion meetings?

He obviously thinks he's a lady of the French bourgeoisie from one of Léon Tolstoi's book having her salon mondain every same day of the week.

Isn't Italy a great country?

They have the Pope calling gays the greatest danger to humanity and the condoms the reason why AIDS is spreading. To mention the least...

They have Berluconi so no comment!

And they think it's perfectly normal to be openly fascist, Catholic integrist, intolerant, calling for hatered when not anihilation of everything that doesn't abide by their interpretation of the Bible...as most of their cherished beloved footballers are...

How about we spent more time fighting THESE extremists who are at the very center of Europe and calling for the death and annihilation of everyone's different instead of ruining ourselves and the world in pointless wars in the Middle East?

I don't know whether being gay is a fashion statement in Italy but one thing's for sure: being a intolerant self-righteous fucking arsehole is indeed very fashionable over there!

Video posting

So...I wanted to post the video of the last Lily Allen video clip, The Fear. Brillant song of a brillant artist with a beautiful voice. Everything I like.

But for some reason, Google blogger can't take it any fucking real fucking player fucking videos any fucking more! Real player is the format with which you read the videos you download from the Internet itself.

I tried with some videos of Xabi Forever Mister Super Extra Cute Alonso a few weeks ago and it didn't work but I thought it was just a one time thing.

So they tell you to go on the help section which is probably the very most pathetic piece of helping section I've ever experienced in my entire life! It's not helping you, it gives you directions to upload a picture or a video.

In one word: Bollocks!!