Showing posts with label Scotland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scotland. Show all posts

Monday, April 12, 2010

Better.



Actually, I prefer that picture.

They are so handsome and so cute! ^^

Same old...more like retarded, actually.

Here's another news from the Middle Ages:

Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor's gay comedy 'I Love You Phillip Morris' has been delayed indefinitely in the US.



The orgy of self-congratualtion after the election of Obama obviously brought nothing but...endless boring media coverage but that's it...Apparently.

Friday, June 05, 2009

Petty day.

The story is simple.

Tomorrow is the D-Day in France where we celebrate the landing of the Allies on Normandy’s beaches leading to the defeat of the Third Reich. Like every year, emotional and official ceremonies will take place in Normandy itself with the heads of the countries who were the Allies (all English speaking and/or in the Commonwealth but for France).

Well almost all the leaders actually because Nicolas Sarkozy is now officially the biggest arsehole in the history of France after Pétain.

Sarkozy belongs to this right-wing breed of politicians we called "American dogs". He’s desperate to become America’s right arm and that was quite easy with a man like George W. Bush because they shared the same visions and politics so all he had to do was to come and fawn all over him and wait to be petted.

But now it’s Obama and it’s slighty more difficult (ie: impossible) to do so because Obama knows where Sarkozy is standing. He knows Sarkozy truly believes George W. Bush was a great man and he knows that the French President now wants to meet him to fake it, to fawn as well and tell him how wonderful he is. So basically, Obama doesn’t give a toss.

So Sarkozy came up with a plan. He learned his lesson after the last G-20 summit where Obama talked to everyone but him. So he decided to invite Washington but no one else for the D-Day. This way, he can have him for himself.

But it went terribly wrong because Washington unofficially complained to Paris through no-diplomatic channels about the Queen not being invited to the ceremony. They tried to avoid a major crisis and call for Sarkozy to fix the problem. But before he could act on it, he was asked by journalists why was the Queen not invited to the ceremonies.

He could’ve said the truth but no. In a pathetic attempt to hide it, he said: “The D-Day is a Franco-American matter. The Queen can come later”.

The Queen is actually the only one among all the heads of states to have known and lived the WWII. She was there. She was in London, she was working as a mechanic for the British Army under the bombs because she refused to leave her people who was scarifying so much to save the world from Hitler.

The United Kingdom was the one and only country in Europe who never collaborated in any way with Hitler, never surrendered anywhere in the world against him. It sheltered all the governments and resistances from Europe, gave them money, weapons and supported them until the end. Without Britain, the D-Day would have never existed. It was possible because that small island was here, so close to the Third Reich, resisting against a whole Europe who was now serving Hitler, and could be used as a giant training and stocking base for the Allies armies.

And their Queen doesn’t get invited at the D-Day because Sarkozy decided to rewrite history and use the sacrifice of hundreds of thousands of men for its own interests?!

This is the pettiest, most appalling, ludicrous, pathetic, outrageous behaviour I have ever witnessed from a head of state in my life!

The only good side in all of this is that he wanted to be alone with Obama who now actually won’t have dinner with him privately but will spent a night with his family.

And Sarkozy will now have to entertain all the people he didn’t want but was forced to invite to avoid a huge diplomatic crisis: Prince Charles and Camilla, Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of Canada and Australia, the Head of Quebec and officials from India and many other countries that were Allies because they have been in the Commonwealth.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Jeepers creepers scottish style!

That’s absolutely amazing news from Scotland. It might sound silly for those who don’t follow football but there was a bit of a scandal on the demeanor of Barry Ferguson and Allan McGregor. The first is captain and the second is goalie for Scotland’s team and the Glasgow Rangers.

Well after Scotland lost against…who knows, it’s Scotland! last Sunday, the pair thought it could be fun to go for some good session of drinking binge in their hotel although they had to play Iceland on the next Wednesday. So after that bollocky session, the manager gave them a right rollocking and they were suspended from that game and had to stay on the bench.

Already, this is amazing. Because England is now supposed to have a very strict manager who’s Italian so whose idea of discipline comes right form the “Little Manual of Fascism” by a man called Benito Mussolini. But as a true Italian when it comes to actually do more than talking they turned out like a big balloon full of hot air. It’s huge, you can’t see anything else, it looks brilliant but it’s empty and wobbles with the wind.

In England, the wind was John Terry, the captain of Chelsea and England, and Ashley Cole going out for some lapdancers (despite married. And father of twins for Terry) and flows of booze. An evening that ended up with Cole profusely insulting a police man. Two days later, Wayne Rooney, once again, was acting like a little spoilt bat-faced brat and was getting sent off in a crucial game for Man Utd after two yellow cards in less than 20 minutes.

Well in England, they got slapped on the wrists and it was a really big deal for everyone. The manager was showing (off) that he would not joke about it. The next Beckham came and once again told us to leave the poor players alone because if we tried to tame them to much they would stop playing so well. So well that England hasn’t won anything since 1966 and never went beyond the quarter finals with Beckham as a captain!

David The Eighth World Wonder Beckham is not full of hot air, just fart air!

And that was it. The big boss told them: “You’re a bad boy” but no more because England need them, you know…

Meanwhile, Scotland needs Ferguson and McWhatever yet the manager dropped them and they ended up on the bench…giving the finger and doing V-sign (which is like a finger in the British Islands) to everyone from the bench: their team, the manager, the opposite team.


Barry Ferguson giving the V-sign

They thought they were so clever! You can easily the level of smugness and self-satisfaction of their faces. You can almost imagine how proud they were when they came back to the locker rooms and bragged about their very mature gestures with their team mates.

Well, yesterday, after two days of pictures and footages everywhere on the Scottish papers and tellies, the biggest anger from the fans Scotland ever knew, the pair got dropped…forever!! They will never ever have the right to play for Scotland again in their whole life!

And when it comes to their clubs, when they both showed up for training, they were sent back home right away. Fergusson was stripped from his club captaincy, they were both suspended for two weeks and will lost their salary for the next three weeks. The Rangers will give them to charity.

And now it is announced that the club can’t wait to get rid of them in the transfer window in summer.

Here are the directions to throw a very promising brilliant career down the gutter in less than a week. They both went from stars and key players for Glasgow and Scotland to nothing at all!

Suddenly, Il Duce Capello’s so-called tough love methods look utterly pathetic!