After the golf club in which you can pee because you're just a thick utterly vulgar American or just a lowerclass Brit who wants to play it chic: so you play golf but you're binge drinking cheap beer...
Here's some Christmas related gifts:
First, the wobbly headed Jesus.
Very pretty standing on a dried cookie, obviously. Perfect for you mantelpiece.
Although he looks quite bored and weary (who wouldn't in his case?) so I suggest you keep it by your bed...so you can kiss it goodnight or...whatever!
And from Leggo: The Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost, with Casper recast as the Holy Ghost.
...
That is just unbe-f*cking-lievable!
And if you don't know where to put them, you can display them in your 47-foot inflatable cathedral.
With inflatable altar and pews to put inside as well.
Top sales in Alabama, surely.
Picture courtesey: Have I Got News For You, Season 24, Episode 8
