Jesus Christ! I could shag his brains out!

Qu'ils sont cons!

Almost, you halfwit!

Almost Naked by Andrew Christian

Tom Brady for Stetson

Siblings

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The tabs

For those who don’t know the tabloids in England here are some of the headlines for today.

Few tendencies:

-Headlines that tell you what to think before you read the article so you don’t actually have to read anything to make an opinion: “heartbreaking”, “scandalous”, “outrageous”, “monster”, “guilty”, “thugs”, “unfair”…

-To slander and show how much the state is robbing the taxpayers.

-To play with the words to make titles the likes of "Owen-ly" for "heavenly" if they talk about Michael Owen...

-Z-list celebrities interviews with judgmental words.

-Articles based on TV reality shows and cheap TV shows celebrities: X-Factor, Britain’s Got Talent, Corronation Street, Eastenders, Strictly Come Dancing…

-And stories for Fox Mulder to cut and keep in his desk for his next X-Files

News of the world : mostly unsigned articles because they are 90% lies and it’s mainly all about sex scandals.

‘Evil’: Nursery paedo’s ex-husband speaks out: Our mum, the monster.

Yorke: Pot plant helped me beat sex ban.

Yorke: Goals, girls and me. He explains how he couldn’t stop scoring.

Yorke: How I lined up girls for married players.

Beckham: Is Victoria going grey?

XXX-Factor: Singer has secret porn past

OZZY: My sex-life is going up and down.

Corrie babe Michelle Keegan reveals all: My boobs are too big and I love all-night binges.

Stickly Natalie saves lust dance for lovers: Natalie Cassidy reckons she’ll score a perfect ten for a NOOKIE

I sent my cheating lover to sex school

Kim Kadarshian on her famous derrière.



The Daily Mail. Most of the articles are signed: “Daily Mail Reporter”

Why no-one had a bad word to say about Zac Goldsmith leaving his wife for a younger woman.

Sinitta strips down to her palm leaves... as the judges welcome X Factor finalists to their homes

I'm sitting next to Rihanna!
(article based on a picture of a singer texting while sitting next to Rihanna so the news is what she could've been writting...How insightful!)

Esther Rantzen: Why my daughter's wedding made me realise... I'm so terribly lonely on my own

How I got pregnant... when I was ALREADY pregnant! (Hello, X-files!)

Will it be big enough for all the egos, Simon? Cowell hires mighty marquee for his £1m birthday bash

Sarah Ferguson: 'I need a new man. Know any good dating agencies?'

Michael Jackson had bizarre tattoos on his lips, eyes and scalp

City banker accused of strangling his cheating wife after row over where to their send daughter to school (actual order of the words!)

Nursery paedophile to get new identity - all funded by taxpayers
(for the DM, it's the taxpayers part that is outrageous)

BBC wins to keep star salaries under wraps (and it only cost us £200,000)

Mother whose boyfriend killed her toddle son walks free even though she knews youngster has been abused for weeks

'Vegetables and fruits, not too much pies!' The heartbreaking advice a dying mother left in her "mummy manual' for husband and daughters



The Sun.

Find the fourth nursery peado

Jacko’s lawyer is off the will

Cowell invites Arlene to his 50^th (birthday)

Jade: Our show has sex-factor

Ali: I’m hot to trot for Brian

Spice Girls reunite…but without Posh

Kate Moss gets leathered

Alesha gives everyone ten

Sergeant fought with shrapnel in his head (X-file number 2)

We cry everyday for Jade…no woman should suffer like that

Why our bees have buzzed off

Lose baby weight

Lawyer pockets a fortune to defend human rights of crooks and killers

The bookies have banned me

I’m gutted, perv was best man

If we want girls, we can get them

Bear is star of wildlife photos



The mirror

Lad is dad at 13, he gets Saturday job to support new family

Brit surfed the tsunami to safety

Strickly Come Dancing star kills chicken live on TV

Fiona Pilkington’s death shows us our failure in face of evil

Inside the police secret fight against paedophiles
(for the paedophiles to know about everything that’s been done to find them)

Football manager talks woman out of suicide leap out of bridge

Miliband: Tories are a bunch of schoolboys

Yobs abuse Afghanistan war hero who lost limbs for…having no legs

Gran put on E-bay for moaning…so what gets her goat?

Aaaww of the jungle: new born monkey gets a kiss from his siblings

Iran’s Israel hater “may be Jewish"

Paul O'Grady: My show can't survive now

Best of Superstudy

Eric Mabius

Better and better

After that picture I posted in March 2008 and that pretty much sums up everything about him:




I'm happy to announce that a sleeping David Beckham will feature on condom boxes in Spain.



Here's the link: http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2009/oct/02/david-beckham-condoms-madrid


So now it's official: HE IS A DICK! :D

I want that!

Where I live, it must've rained for barely eight hours since July, 15th. And when I say "rain". It was more of a little mist or three huge drops for 10 minutes and that's it.

I never thought I would say that but I'm desperate for rain! The water tank under the house collecting the waters from the roof is empty and the garden on which I have been working my arse off for the past two years in dying in front of me!

Someone, something, somebody gives me rain! Real rain! The one that soaks everything to the brim, that makes the rivers overflow, that soaks people to the bones!

Pleeeeaaaase! Raaaaaiiiiin!!

Woo, dark!

James Griffin

But before we all die, let's see some hunks get naked! ^^

Aw...my...fucking...god!

I was just wondering why the shapes of the clouds are what they are when an atomic bomb explodes and I found that: Tsar Bomb, a Hydrogen bomb, tested in 1961.



This is the biggest bomb ever exploded in the history of humanity.

Just numbers: the clouds went 64 kilometers up and 45 km wide in less than two minutes. The shock wave broke windows from northern Siberia all the way to Sweden and could still be heard three times after it went arround the planet. And created earthquakes from 5 to 7.1 on the Richter's scale.

I think it's time Nature takes its course and flushes us all now. And be carefull to wipe its touchy properly so none of us can remain and start all over again!