I mean, not only do they always come up with the most pointless news they obviously find in the Sun or the Daily Mail but they put that (below) on the front page without any warning.
So when I went to check on my e-mails, I just squealed like a girl and felt my heart stopping for a second.
I think I can get away with "induced stress" and easily $785 254 187 5236 985 1224 88 432 15484231 because now I'm so freaked out I'm going to have to look at pictures of Frank Lampard in his undies to chill out so I can't work properly so I won't finish my paper (and my hot chocolate, very important) and I'll get a bad mark and my teacher will fail me and I won't pass my exams and I won't be able to work and I'll fail my life altogether and end up begging for food and eating spiders and giving blowjobs to dustmen with peadophile tendencies for a euro in the backstreets of Paris.
They're an american firm, I can come up with anything to win money ^^
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