Coleen Rooney, wife of footballer Wayne Rooney (who's our missing link between the apes and the humans) said she didn't want to go to the World Cup in South Africa next June because of "the intense heat" the could be too much for the baby.
Coleen, darling, South Africa is in the South hemisphere, it's BLOODY WINTER over there in JUNE, you tit wit!
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