French Fag Turns British: October 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

The most popular in the barrack

The good, the bad and the ugly.

    Sorry for the lack of posting. I have been horrendously busy with studying for my PGCE. I gather and gather but never go further than storing in my "Blog" file. Moreover the Internet where I live in London is crap at the moment. Hopefully, we'll get Virgin very soon and, fingers crossed, I won't need 30 minutes to read just an e-mail anymore.

    So here are a few posts. The good, the bad and the ugly. I left a lot of things out. Especially a whole feature on Stephen Ireland who's probably the most vulgar, bling bling nouveau riche I have ever seen in the history of the no-world!

    The likes who has aquariums made of cristal, huge Land Rovers with customised golden plates and pink bumbers, velvet pink and grey cushions in a big bedroom where his wife's Chihuahua is sleeping.

    Yes he's a footballer. Yes, he plays for Manchester City. Yes, he shaves his head and looks like a cock! How did you guess?

Four legs and a package

And there's mud as well. Isn't it wonderful :p

Spanish dad

Aw, how we love Fernando Torres on holiday with wife and daughter ^^

New look

Obviosuly Andy thinks he needs to shave his legs to play tennis.

Well I think he needn't and he's really turning into something I don't like.

Marry a brainless Yankee bimbo after he saw her in a magazine was onet hing but playing bad tennis and now shaving from neck to toe...that's no no!

o_O

Pull your f*cking trousers up!

    Believe it or not, this is on purpose! This guy is from a boyband - yeah, I'm setting the bar quite low here. So he's from JLS: some kind of utter shite who look shite, wear shite, sing shite, talk shite and even breathe out shite! They're from X-Factor so now you know what I mean. I think they were Simon Cowell's choice which means they have the knees and the butt for everything now.

    Anyway, here he is - whatever his name is, getting our of his very expensive car looking like a perfect tart! That's fashion for you.

    One thing I have to say. The tit is wearing exactly what Beckham is wearing at premières and official galas but at least Dumb Bollocks never went all the way to think it was anywhere near...there's not even any words to describe what that guys thinks he looks like wearing his pants like that. Just to say that Dumb Bollocks might be the symbol of vulgarity and tartness but at least he knows where to stop.

    For now...