Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Peter Pan's gay affair

A friend of mine has a theory that Cristiano Ronaldo is a tranny.

Let's study the facts:

No hair from under his eyebrows to his toe.

Muscle that looks like he's gone through surgery in Brasil. He speaks the language so that's utterly probable.

He's nothing but a whinning, mincing, squealing, faking-it, always complaining, utterly unbearable little shite of a bitch dressing three sizes too small.

I've got another theory, he's not a tranny, he's a big fucking fairy!

And not in a good way, you know. He's the kind that shows off and thinks he's better than anyone.

He's not a tranny, he's Tinker bloody Bell in very bad Portugese male version.


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