The pig's in heat.

Michael Owen, far left, his pregnant wife Louise, far right; at John Terry and Toni Poole's wedding - 15.06.2007

Spot the major fail from John Terry's jacket. I can't begin to imagine the amount of sweat he produced on that day for it to soak up his shirt then his vest then go through his jacket. I mean, for crying out loud, those jackets are nowhere near thin! Nor is John Terry for that matter...

Maybe that's a sign that when you have a tendency to cheat on a weekly basis with everything that moves from Essex slags to your best friend's wife via strippers and groupies, you should not get married or you'll get nervous and will appear looking like a pig in heat in OK Mag.

I'm actually quite surprised the King of Love Rats' PR team didn't spot that and let the pictures appear in the paper. I don't what they did with the colour or the make-up but Michael's tan is horrendously bronze next to the more natural one he bears on the paps' pictures of that very day.

Thanks for his smile, though ^^

Sweet fetish

Up close.

Tongue II

Pillars

I realised something: being attracted to legs is not just something straight guys do. I'm gay and I'm all about legs! I don't what it is but perfect long legs just drive me bonkers!

Let's see some examples of what's wrong and what's good.


These are legs with underdevelopped calves. This is horrendous! Especially with things like Beckham because he has thighs like every footballer: big but little calves. That's what we call "chicken legs". The top is big but the bottom isn't and the ankles are far too thin. Irk!



Michael Owen: These are perfect calves. There is continuity, homogeneity throughout the whole legs. Michael's shorter than average which could have easily made his legs for too big for his body but...he's perfect! :D



Which brings me to the whole legs themselves:

Cristiano Ronaldo: Horror!


Yes, the thighs aren't too big-ish ¬¬ That's why I like footballers or tennismen and not bikers. The bikers have really big thighs while football and tennis tend to work on the leg altogether.

But two things: the veins! That's awful. A little is alright when you barely see them but here it just looks like he's got worms stuck in all of them. And he shaves. Never shave the legs! Never. Ever. Ever! So yes! No swimmers either :-/


The two cases of perfect legs:

Frank Lampard: Strong, hairy (yes yes ^^), perfectly proportionned legs.



And he likes to show them ^^



Steven Gerrard: The case of tall legs. Same as Lampard, very masculine legs, but because they are long, everything is stretched beautifully without making them too thin.





We can see the veins but it's because there's not a single once of fat on Steven Gerrard, not because he caught some whatever tropical disease ^^'

Catching up

Yes, massive posting today.

Actually, there’s a reason for it. I’m on holiday so I actually have time to post because it does take some time actually. When I browse the Internet and find I like I usually save in my files on one of my two external disks. Then take ages to find it back :p

But I still haven’t quite got used to Windows Vista and there’s a massive difference between Windows XP's Internet Explorer and the one with Windows Vista: the XP IE remembers where you save things from windows to windows and day to day, not Vista.

So very often, I am browsing, see something I like, open it in a new window to just save it without having to go back pages to what I was doing, forget I’m with Vista (because I set it so it looks exactly like classic Windows 95/98) and save it in “Images”, where Vista redirects you every bloody time you change ways.

So I always have hundreds if not thousands of unsorted files, pictures and I got fed up with having them hanging there so I decided to sort them out once a week and here is everything I mean to post on a daily basis ^^

And we are ending this massive posting with a reminder of few of some almighty rules:

Xabi Alonso and Michael Owen are perfect husband materials ^^

Daddy and Dotty

Things are getting rather depressing lately so let's sooth our mind with some heart candy:

Michael Owen and his eldest Gemma - Ascot, Yorks - June, 15 2005

Moonshine

Mini Mike's hat-trick

God, it's hard to believe that little 18 year-old twink is now 30 ^^

Jesus Christ! I could shag his brains out!

Four is the number

!CONGRATULATIONS!

Michael and Louise Owen at the Royal Ascot, 20.06.2009

To Michael and Louise Owen who are expecting their fourth children for March next year.

The couple who married on 24 June 2005 are already parents of Gemma (b. 01 May 2003), James (b. 06 February 2006) and Emily (b. 24 October 2007).

Hello Hotness, have you met Handsome?

Michael Owen at The Ladbrokes St Leger Festival - Doncaster Racecourse - 09 Sept 2009

Picture: Action Images / Carl Recine

Nine years gap

What they look like in 2000...And what they look like now.

Just for the trivia: most of them have been in a relationship with their wives since way before 2000.

So you can’t help but think either those women have been really lucky or they were very smart to have chosen some of them.

Because, to be honest, I would have never gone anywhere near Lampard or Gerrard in 2000! :-/

Can I be any more in utter awe?

Michael Owen

Just because...

Michael Owen during an England training session in Bulhertal, Germany - 17.06.2006

Remaining the same

2009


2001


1999

MeeOw up for 29

Today, Michael Owen, my utter model and hero, turns 29.

Which allows to just realise I've been a fan of him for almost 12 years. 12 years!! And I'll never get tired of him =^.^=

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINI MIKE!!!

Back in Business

Image via AFP

After a month out for injury, my little sweet MeeOw is back ^^

Umbro shot 2006