Showing posts with label Legs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Legs. Show all posts
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Pillars
I realised something: being attracted to legs is not just something straight guys do. I'm gay and I'm all about legs! I don't what it is but perfect long legs just drive me bonkers!
Let's see some examples of what's wrong and what's good.
These are legs with underdevelopped calves. This is horrendous! Especially with things like Beckham because he has thighs like every footballer: big but little calves. That's what we call "chicken legs". The top is big but the bottom isn't and the ankles are far too thin. Irk!
Michael Owen: These are perfect calves. There is continuity, homogeneity throughout the whole legs. Michael's shorter than average which could have easily made his legs for too big for his body but...he's perfect! :D
Which brings me to the whole legs themselves:
Cristiano Ronaldo: Horror!
Yes, the thighs aren't too big-ish ¬¬ That's why I like footballers or tennismen and not bikers. The bikers have really big thighs while football and tennis tend to work on the leg altogether.
But two things: the veins! That's awful. A little is alright when you barely see them but here it just looks like he's got worms stuck in all of them. And he shaves. Never shave the legs! Never. Ever. Ever! So yes! No swimmers either :-/
The two cases of perfect legs:
Frank Lampard: Strong, hairy (yes yes ^^), perfectly proportionned legs.
And he likes to show them ^^
Steven Gerrard: The case of tall legs. Same as Lampard, very masculine legs, but because they are long, everything is stretched beautifully without making them too thin.
We can see the veins but it's because there's not a single once of fat on Steven Gerrard, not because he caught some whatever tropical disease ^^'
Let's see some examples of what's wrong and what's good.
These are legs with underdevelopped calves. This is horrendous! Especially with things like Beckham because he has thighs like every footballer: big but little calves. That's what we call "chicken legs". The top is big but the bottom isn't and the ankles are far too thin. Irk!
Michael Owen: These are perfect calves. There is continuity, homogeneity throughout the whole legs. Michael's shorter than average which could have easily made his legs for too big for his body but...he's perfect! :D
Which brings me to the whole legs themselves:
Cristiano Ronaldo: Horror!
Yes, the thighs aren't too big-ish ¬¬ That's why I like footballers or tennismen and not bikers. The bikers have really big thighs while football and tennis tend to work on the leg altogether.
But two things: the veins! That's awful. A little is alright when you barely see them but here it just looks like he's got worms stuck in all of them. And he shaves. Never shave the legs! Never. Ever. Ever! So yes! No swimmers either :-/
The two cases of perfect legs:
Frank Lampard: Strong, hairy (yes yes ^^), perfectly proportionned legs.
And he likes to show them ^^
Steven Gerrard: The case of tall legs. Same as Lampard, very masculine legs, but because they are long, everything is stretched beautifully without making them too thin.
We can see the veins but it's because there's not a single once of fat on Steven Gerrard, not because he caught some whatever tropical disease ^^'
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Footwear and none-wear
Darling, what the hell happened with those shoes?
But I like what they are wearing ^^
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
American football is so gay...
So it could be worth it but they're sissies.
They play wrapped in armors: nothing to see then :-/
They play wrapped in armors: nothing to see then :-/
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