Showing posts with label Canada. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Canada. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
The time is now
Labels:
Canada,
Gay,
Handsome,
Luke Mac Farlane,
Matthew Rhys,
TV Shows,
Wales
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Sunday, August 08, 2010
Monday, August 02, 2010
1990's Personal Assistant
Saturday, June 05, 2010
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Monday, August 03, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
We do love Canadians.

Kevin Zegers.
Cuter than a meowing little kitten. And he was born on September 1984 so he's just a few months younger than me.
Girlfriends, the one who beds him, I'll buy her a jaguar!...and the sextape ^^'
Friday, June 05, 2009
Petty day.
The story is simple.
Tomorrow is the D-Day in France where we celebrate the landing of the Allies on Normandy’s beaches leading to the defeat of the Third Reich. Like every year, emotional and official ceremonies will take place in Normandy itself with the heads of the countries who were the Allies (all English speaking and/or in the Commonwealth but for France).
Well almost all the leaders actually because Nicolas Sarkozy is now officially the biggest arsehole in the history of France after Pétain.
Sarkozy belongs to this right-wing breed of politicians we called "American dogs". He’s desperate to become America’s right arm and that was quite easy with a man like George W. Bush because they shared the same visions and politics so all he had to do was to come and fawn all over him and wait to be petted.
But now it’s Obama and it’s slighty more difficult (ie: impossible) to do so because Obama knows where Sarkozy is standing. He knows Sarkozy truly believes George W. Bush was a great man and he knows that the French President now wants to meet him to fake it, to fawn as well and tell him how wonderful he is. So basically, Obama doesn’t give a toss.
So Sarkozy came up with a plan. He learned his lesson after the last G-20 summit where Obama talked to everyone but him. So he decided to invite Washington but no one else for the D-Day. This way, he can have him for himself.
But it went terribly wrong because Washington unofficially complained to Paris through no-diplomatic channels about the Queen not being invited to the ceremony. They tried to avoid a major crisis and call for Sarkozy to fix the problem. But before he could act on it, he was asked by journalists why was the Queen not invited to the ceremonies.
He could’ve said the truth but no. In a pathetic attempt to hide it, he said: “The D-Day is a Franco-American matter. The Queen can come later”.
The Queen is actually the only one among all the heads of states to have known and lived the WWII. She was there. She was in London, she was working as a mechanic for the British Army under the bombs because she refused to leave her people who was scarifying so much to save the world from Hitler.
The United Kingdom was the one and only country in Europe who never collaborated in any way with Hitler, never surrendered anywhere in the world against him. It sheltered all the governments and resistances from Europe, gave them money, weapons and supported them until the end. Without Britain, the D-Day would have never existed. It was possible because that small island was here, so close to the Third Reich, resisting against a whole Europe who was now serving Hitler, and could be used as a giant training and stocking base for the Allies armies.
And their Queen doesn’t get invited at the D-Day because Sarkozy decided to rewrite history and use the sacrifice of hundreds of thousands of men for its own interests?!
This is the pettiest, most appalling, ludicrous, pathetic, outrageous behaviour I have ever witnessed from a head of state in my life!
The only good side in all of this is that he wanted to be alone with Obama who now actually won’t have dinner with him privately but will spent a night with his family.
And Sarkozy will now have to entertain all the people he didn’t want but was forced to invite to avoid a huge diplomatic crisis: Prince Charles and Camilla, Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of Canada and Australia, the Head of Quebec and officials from India and many other countries that were Allies because they have been in the Commonwealth.
Tomorrow is the D-Day in France where we celebrate the landing of the Allies on Normandy’s beaches leading to the defeat of the Third Reich. Like every year, emotional and official ceremonies will take place in Normandy itself with the heads of the countries who were the Allies (all English speaking and/or in the Commonwealth but for France).
Well almost all the leaders actually because Nicolas Sarkozy is now officially the biggest arsehole in the history of France after Pétain.
Sarkozy belongs to this right-wing breed of politicians we called "American dogs". He’s desperate to become America’s right arm and that was quite easy with a man like George W. Bush because they shared the same visions and politics so all he had to do was to come and fawn all over him and wait to be petted.
But now it’s Obama and it’s slighty more difficult (ie: impossible) to do so because Obama knows where Sarkozy is standing. He knows Sarkozy truly believes George W. Bush was a great man and he knows that the French President now wants to meet him to fake it, to fawn as well and tell him how wonderful he is. So basically, Obama doesn’t give a toss.
So Sarkozy came up with a plan. He learned his lesson after the last G-20 summit where Obama talked to everyone but him. So he decided to invite Washington but no one else for the D-Day. This way, he can have him for himself.
But it went terribly wrong because Washington unofficially complained to Paris through no-diplomatic channels about the Queen not being invited to the ceremony. They tried to avoid a major crisis and call for Sarkozy to fix the problem. But before he could act on it, he was asked by journalists why was the Queen not invited to the ceremonies.
He could’ve said the truth but no. In a pathetic attempt to hide it, he said: “The D-Day is a Franco-American matter. The Queen can come later”.
The Queen is actually the only one among all the heads of states to have known and lived the WWII. She was there. She was in London, she was working as a mechanic for the British Army under the bombs because she refused to leave her people who was scarifying so much to save the world from Hitler.
The United Kingdom was the one and only country in Europe who never collaborated in any way with Hitler, never surrendered anywhere in the world against him. It sheltered all the governments and resistances from Europe, gave them money, weapons and supported them until the end. Without Britain, the D-Day would have never existed. It was possible because that small island was here, so close to the Third Reich, resisting against a whole Europe who was now serving Hitler, and could be used as a giant training and stocking base for the Allies armies.
And their Queen doesn’t get invited at the D-Day because Sarkozy decided to rewrite history and use the sacrifice of hundreds of thousands of men for its own interests?!
This is the pettiest, most appalling, ludicrous, pathetic, outrageous behaviour I have ever witnessed from a head of state in my life!
The only good side in all of this is that he wanted to be alone with Obama who now actually won’t have dinner with him privately but will spent a night with his family.
And Sarkozy will now have to entertain all the people he didn’t want but was forced to invite to avoid a huge diplomatic crisis: Prince Charles and Camilla, Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of Canada and Australia, the Head of Quebec and officials from India and many other countries that were Allies because they have been in the Commonwealth.
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Monday, December 08, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
I seriously hardly believe some of the questions!
Thank you to Céline for sending it to me =^.^=
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics,these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International TourismWebsite. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around andwatch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto . Can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe .Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure,the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics,these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International TourismWebsite. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around andwatch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto . Can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe .Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure,the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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