Well after Scotland lost against…who knows, it’s Scotland! last Sunday, the pair thought it could be fun to go for some good session of drinking binge in their hotel although they had to play Iceland on the next Wednesday. So after that bollocky session, the manager gave them a right rollocking and they were suspended from that game and had to stay on the bench.
Already, this is amazing. Because England is now supposed to have a very strict manager who’s Italian so whose idea of discipline comes right form the “Little Manual of Fascism” by a man called Benito Mussolini. But as a true Italian when it comes to actually do more than talking they turned out like a big balloon full of hot air. It’s huge, you can’t see anything else, it looks brilliant but it’s empty and wobbles with the wind.
In England, the wind was John Terry, the captain of Chelsea and England, and Ashley Cole going out for some lapdancers (despite married. And father of twins for Terry) and flows of booze. An evening that ended up with Cole profusely insulting a police man. Two days later, Wayne Rooney, once again, was acting like a little spoilt bat-faced brat and was getting sent off in a crucial game for Man Utd after two yellow cards in less than 20 minutes.
Well in England, they got slapped on the wrists and it was a really big deal for everyone. The manager was showing (off) that he would not joke about it. The next Beckham came and once again told us to leave the poor players alone because if we tried to tame them to much they would stop playing so well. So well that England hasn’t won anything since 1966 and never went beyond the quarter finals with Beckham as a captain!
David The Eighth World Wonder Beckham is not full of hot air, just fart air!
And that was it. The big boss told them: “You’re a bad boy” but no more because England need them, you know…
Meanwhile, Scotland needs Ferguson and McWhatever yet the manager dropped them and they ended up on the bench…giving the finger and doing V-sign (which is like a finger in the British Islands) to everyone from the bench: their team, the manager, the opposite team.
Barry Ferguson giving the V-sign
They thought they were so clever! You can easily the level of smugness and self-satisfaction of their faces. You can almost imagine how proud they were when they came back to the locker rooms and bragged about their very mature gestures with their team mates.
Well, yesterday, after two days of pictures and footages everywhere on the Scottish papers and tellies, the biggest anger from the fans Scotland ever knew, the pair got dropped…forever!! They will never ever have the right to play for Scotland again in their whole life!
And when it comes to their clubs, when they both showed up for training, they were sent back home right away. Fergusson was stripped from his club captaincy, they were both suspended for two weeks and will lost their salary for the next three weeks. The Rangers will give them to charity.
And now it is announced that the club can’t wait to get rid of them in the transfer window in summer.
Here are the directions to throw a very promising brilliant career down the gutter in less than a week. They both went from stars and key players for Glasgow and Scotland to nothing at all!
Suddenly, Il Duce Capello’s so-called tough love methods look utterly pathetic!
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