Christmas spirit.

Here's another gift idea for you.

After the golf club in which you can pee because you're just a thick utterly vulgar American or just a lowerclass Brit who wants to play it chic: so you play golf but you're binge drinking cheap beer...

Here's some Christmas related gifts:

First, the wobbly headed Jesus.



Very pretty standing on a dried cookie, obviously. Perfect for you mantelpiece.
Although he looks quite bored and weary (who wouldn't in his case?) so I suggest you keep it by your bed...so you can kiss it goodnight or...whatever!


And from Leggo: The Father, The Son and the Holy Ghost, with Casper recast as the Holy Ghost.


...
That is just unbe-f*cking-lievable!


And if you don't know where to put them, you can display them in your 47-foot inflatable cathedral.




With inflatable altar and pews to put inside as well.




Top sales in Alabama, surely.


Picture courtesey: Have I Got News For You, Season 24, Episode 8

Bienvenue à Cuba.

For those who don't speak French: what happened basically is our president went to visit some hardworking people in a factory.
But everytime he went the last times, the 'hardworking workers' welcomed him with shovels, rotten fruits and criticism (how dare they?!). Then he did what he always does and called them "fuckers!" in front of the tely.

So this time, France became Cuba/China/North Korea and all the potential opposants were removed from their machines and kept away from the factory before the President arrive. And replaced by other workers from other factories (all volunteers) and very important: They must NOT be taller than the President for the speech he did after they all subimissively greeted the Almighty Dictator with smiles and praises so everyone can see how loved and appreciated the Dictator is.

I said dictator?! Sorry I mean President. After all that's also how the head of state's called in China...

Jean Dujardin

Alexis Loret

Let's go for some French blokes ^^

This woman's work - Kate Bush

Pray God you can cope.
I stand outside this woman's work,
This woman's world.
Ooh, it's hard on the man,
Now his part is over.
Now starts the craft of the father.

I know you have a little life in you yet.
I know you have a lot of strength left.
I know you have a little life in you yet.
I know you have a lot of strength left.

I should be crying but I just can't let it show.
I should be hoping but I can't stop thinking

Of all the things I should've said that I never said.
All the things we should've done that we never did.
All the things I should've given but I didn't.

Oh, darling, make it go, make it go away.

Give me these moments back.
Give them back to me.
Give me that little kiss.
Give me your hand.

I know you have a little life in you yet.
I know you have a lot of strength left.
I know you have a little life in you yet.
I know you have a lot of strength left.

I should be crying but I just can't let it show.
I should be hoping but I can't stop thinking

Of all the things we should've said that were never said.
All the things we should've done that we never did.
All the things that you needed from me.
All the things that you wanted for me.
All the things that I should've given but I didn't.

Oh, darling, make it go away.

Just make it go away…now.

Eric McCormack

Tom Cavanagh (left) and Eric McCormack (right)

Speedo for 3-year-olds

Dusk Till Dawn

Let me think about it

And the guy's really cute ^^

"Best gift ever"...WTF?!

I am not making this up! I swear this genuinely true!